Tag Archives: sex toys

Commander Cocknose

I like dildos. I like weird, off-the-wall, wonderfully brash and crude art. But is it possible to make sex toys look less appetizing than this? Then again, given a few hours, I’m sure I can think of something. Commander Cock nose Originally uploaded by steven silverwood.

Steampunk, Sex Toys & Porn

I love paraphernalia If there’s one thing I truly, unfailingly get off on, it’s a good sex toy. Browsing through places like Babeland, I get excited, literally aroused. In a lot of ways, it’s much better than pornography: I know that I can get what I want, when I want it (give or take the […]

Sex Machines: The Monkey Rocker

I saw this a year or two ago on Talk Sex with Sue, but I couldn’t for the life of me remember the name. However, I finally found it. It’s called the Monkey Rocker™, and from what I remember seeing on Sue’s show, it’s quiet and smooth. The rocking movement syncs with your (my) natural […]

Sex Toys: The Curve

I am loving the look of the Curve right now. Aside from the sinuous shaft and perfectly shaped head, it has a finger-loop for a handle. I’ve never understood why manufacturers didn’t make ergonomic grips for dildos and vibes. This isn’t exactly what I had in mind, but it’s damn sight better than most. The […]

SquarePeg Toys For Your Boys

Jet-black silicone urethral sounds (not audio—a medical instrument for probing, dilating, and stretching, the use of which can be a fetish in its own right), dildos, and various other accessories, from erotic (and usable!) sculptures to dick bits. You really have to see the dick bits, they’re hardcore, awesome pieces made from real hardware: screws, drill bits, bolts.

Vulva Purses

I know that in a previous post I’d come down on Tyra Banks’ vulva puppet show—not because I hate vagina dollies, but because I don’t think we need to pretty them up to be less threatening. Pretty vulva art, on the other hand, gets an accolade from me.  Lauren Sinnott (a.k.a. The Art Goddess, has […]

The Feeldoe Stout and Male Usage

Okay, gotta buy this, too. I had no idea there was a heftier version of the Feeldoe out there. In fact, I had no idea there was a slimmer version, either. When I bought mine, there was just the standard size, which works fine, but there have been times that I wanted to offer a […]

Exercise to English

Something bizarre I thought I’d share. Cute little Japanese girls exercising or…doing something aerobic as they chant random English phrases like, “I was robbed by two men,” “Spare me my life,” and “Take anything you want.” Thanks to Eucalingus for sending it along to me. I needed a bit of the surreal before bedtime. *grin*