I love paraphernalia If there’s one thing I truly, unfailingly get off on, it’s a good sex toy. Browsing through places like Babeland, I get excited, literally aroused. In a lot of ways, it’s much better than pornography: I know that I can get what I want, when I want it (give or take the [...]
Sometimes you just want to get off. Normally, I feature the hard-to-find sites, or those that actually have something new and twisted going for them. That doesn’t mean I always get off on the outré. There are a fair number of times when I masturbate to some absolute trash. We all fall prey to that [...]
A sort of odd art experiment from an NYU student: a virtual—albeit 2D— girlfriend. A far cry from the virtual lovers David Levy has prophesied for us, this woman is merely a projection on a bed sheet that responds to movement sensors. When you turn, she moves, among a variety of other (clean) positions. I [...]
Jet-black silicone urethral sounds (not audio—a medical instrument for probing, dilating, and stretching, the use of which can be a fetish in its own right), dildos, and various other accessories, from erotic (and usable!) sculptures to dick bits. You really have to see the dick bits, they’re hardcore, awesome pieces made from real hardware: screws, drill bits, bolts.
I know that in a previous post I’d come down on Tyra Banks’ vulva puppet show—not because I hate vagina dollies, but because I don’t think we need to pretty them up to be less threatening. Pretty vulva art, on the other hand, gets an accolade from me. Lauren Sinnott (a.k.a. The Art Goddess, has [...]
So there’s this guy who’s all into unicorns. I’m not talking about Unicorn Planet (which is stupid, hilarous, and creepy all at once), this guy’s got it bad for “Charlie Goes To Candy Mountain“. So of course that gets me thinking about unicorn porn and how I want to get some for him to cure this itch [...]
I almost always find fumbling replies to my flirtations totally charming. My fumblings and stupidity I find incredibly embarrassing, though. Odd, that. Feeling stupid over someone (and showing it!) is quite possibly one of the worst things about crushes. In any case, that’s not what this post is really about. Merely an observation. So, on [...]