Today’s been sucky. I spent well over an hour looking for something arousing, exciting—any kind of porn to turn me on. Results: zip. They’re almost all remakes of the first dirty movie I ever watched. I know this nothing-satisfies-me mood will pass…for a while. I have to wonder, though, how do I find the right [...]

Sometimes you just want to get off. Normally, I feature the hard-to-find sites, or those that actually have something new and twisted going for them. That doesn’t mean I always get off on the outré. There are a fair number of times when I masturbate to some absolute trash. We all fall prey to that [...]

I love virtual porn. I’m not talking about Second Life, or at least, not exclusively. I mean god-honest, actual 3D-rendered porn. It’s one of the search terms I use on my nightly forays into cyberspace. But I wasn’t looking for virtual kinks tonight; I was looking for alien porn. And came across Pornotopia. 3D alien [...]

Okay, I found this blog post: Mandy Morbid: Mandy Vs. Crazy Tentacle Sex Monster. What’s not to love, right? So I click. No movie. But there’s a link to www.mandymorbid.com—which I’d normally avoid. I don’t like banner- and pop-up-filled sites, or even most pay sites. Even so, there might be a girl having sex with [...]

According to CNN.com, there may be a Jimi Hendrix tape showing him getting it on released in our near future. Now here’s a celebrity sex tape that I’m mildly interested in seeing, if only because I really want to see Hendrix in action. Though, as my friend Zaphodd says, it’s mildly creepy. Watching a known [...]

I discovered RedTube a little earlier today, and I’ve spent a couple hours browsing the Wild and Crazy channel.  I love weird and twisted, but this…well, this is a whole bunch of Smurfs smurfing each other.  Papa Smurf gets in on the act, and even Gargamel gets to give Smurfette a spin. It’s silly, not [...]

So there’s this guy who’s all into unicorns.  I’m not talking about Unicorn Planet (which is stupid, hilarous, and creepy all at once), this guy’s got it bad for “Charlie Goes To Candy Mountain“.  So of course that gets me thinking about unicorn porn and how I want to get some for him to cure this itch [...]

I’m on the search for alien porn. Hentai’s great and all, but I think I’m looking for something different. Whatever it is, I haven’t found it, yet. I did run across some rather interesting sites during my search, though. Speaking of hentai, is there anyone willing to translate the rules or…whatever…for this alien sex game? [...]