Porn Site Roundup
Sometimes you just want to get off. Normally, I feature the hard-to-find sites, or those that actually have something new and twisted going for them. That doesn’t mean I always get off on the outré. There are a fair number of times when I masturbate to some absolute trash.
We all fall prey to that [...]
3D Porn: Pornomation
I love virtual porn. I’m not talking about Second Life, or at least, not exclusively. I mean god-honest, actual 3D-rendered porn. It’s one of the search terms I use on my nightly forays into cyberspace. But I wasn’t looking for virtual kinks tonight; I was looking for alien porn. And came across Pornotopia.
3D alien porn. [...]
GREEN PORNO: Genital Geometry
Isabella Rossellini’s bizarre and wickedly funny performance art, Green Porno, on the Sundance Channel. Eight short clips, eight different bugs and their mating rituals and sexual kinks. Think you’ve had bad sex? It really could be worse.
Weekly Obsession: Morbid Mandy vs Crazy Tentacle Monster
Okay, I found this blog post: Mandy Morbid: Mandy Vs. Crazy Tentacle Sex Monster. What’s not to love, right? So I click. No movie. But there’s a link to www.mandymorbid.com—which I’d normally avoid. I don’t like banner- and pop-up-filled sites, or even most pay sites. Even so, there might be a girl having sex with [...]
Alleged Jimi Hendrix sex tape to be released - CNN.com
According to CNN.com, there may be a Jimi Hendrix tape showing him getting it on released in our near future. Now here’s a celebrity sex tape that I’m mildly interested in seeing, if only because I really want to see Hendrix in action. Though, as my friend Zaphodd says, it’s mildly creepy. Watching a [...]
Virtual Sex
Sometimes it’s good. Sometimes it’s weird.
I have no idea who the other people are. Mostly because they don’t want to be recognized. We really don’t want anyone to know we have virtual-cyber-3d-scripted-type sex, do we? We’ll call them Lessimus Maximus and uh, Boy Toy.
Onanastic Escapades
Location: Backyard lawn.
Inspiration: Thinking of soft lips brushing my own, the feel of nipples hardening against my palms, and the soft susurration of thighs, silky, almost as if they were powdered, sliding against mine.
FYI: Rated 7.
August 2nd 2008
Inspiration: Door's closed, looking at images of those I know...not total strangers, but mysteries in and of themselves.
FYI: Rated 8.
August 2nd 2008
Inspiration: Wishing I wasn't alone.
FYI: Rated 4.
August 2nd 2008
Inspiration: I just want a cold, cold bath and a few toys. But a warm shower with my head pressed against the cool tile, my own fingers, and the slickness of soapy skin is enough. Not thinking, barely moving--sometimes even this can bring on the strongest climax.
FYI: Rated 7.
July 25th 2008
Inspiration: Life is crazy. Lack of sex or masturbation or porn drives me nuts. Short sessions of me-time just don't seem to do it for me, but they keep me from punching people out of utter frustration. I'd hoped tonight I'd have some much needed R&R&porn, but alas, instead I masturbated to a commercial for some shampoo. And I can't even remember the name of the brand.
FYI: Rated 3.
July 21st 2008
