Category Archives: Masturbation

My favorite hobby.

Age Verification and other Hacks

I’m starting to rethink the whole lifestream post thing. Or at the least, keep it from posting to the front page (hide the whole category or make it private?). It’s only interesting to me, and the posts do no more than serve as my own personal archives. Anyone who actually wants to see the minutiae […]

Let your fingers do the walking.

This is one of my favorite methods of foreplay.

Masturbate for Peace

Not that we need a reason. Masturbate for Peace isn’t anything like the Masturbate-a-thon, but hey, you can sign a “petition” pledging your masturbation towards the world peace effort. Make it mean something, you know. While you’re there, you can pick up some tips on masturbating. (I already know how to do this, so I […]

2008 Masturbate-a-thon

A fundraiser commited to advancing sex education and safety, the 2008 Live Masturbate-a-Thon was started by Good Vibrations (one of my favorite toy stores), one of the fun events to raise awareness during their National Masturbation Month—another reason to love May. Founded and directed by Dr. Carol Queen, the seventh annual Masturbate-a-thon will be held […] rocks my orgasms

You may or may not be familiar with my orgasm chart. The basic premise is to rate every orgasm of mine on a scale of one to ten. For that, I’ve been using Pasi Matilainen’s Simple Chart plugin. It’s an amazing adjunct to any WP blog, but it no longer works for me.

StoyaDoll – Kill the Bear

I’m not into snuff films at all.  Or plushophilia—much.  In fact, I’m not fond of stuffed animals in any way.  Smacking them around and ripping them up was a favorite way for my ex-roommates and I to end a disappointing weekend. Add that to the fact that I love lap dances and hot chicks, and […]

Pretty Vaginas ARE Real

I came across a clip from the Tyra Banks Show on Stereohyped and got to see a real live vulva puppet. I get that there really are women out there that don’t know much about their girly bits. (We’ll just call them cunts from here on out, shall we? It’s my favorite word and bit. […]

Desperate Masturbation

That’s right, I’m just going to keep posting crappy mobile phone pics because I have nothing to say. I haven’t had much time to spend writing these past few weeks, or heck, much of anything else. I’ve been sleeping a lot lately, more than twelve hours in a day, sometimes. I get it, it’s part […]