Category Archives: Paraphernalia

Ropes & Chains & Whipped Cream

Vulva Purses

I know that in a previous post I’d come down on Tyra Banks’ vulva puppet show—not because I hate vagina dollies, but because I don’t think we need to pretty them up to be less threatening. Pretty vulva art, on the other hand, gets an accolade from me.  Lauren Sinnott (a.k.a. The Art Goddess, has […]

The Feeldoe Stout and Male Usage

Okay, gotta buy this, too. I had no idea there was a heftier version of the Feeldoe out there. In fact, I had no idea there was a slimmer version, either. When I bought mine, there was just the standard size, which works fine, but there have been times that I wanted to offer a […]

10 Oddball Things About Me

Okay, so I’ve been tagged by A Slip of a Girl. I read her post earlier this morning, and wondered if I was ever going to get tagged for one of these things. They seem like they’d be a lot of fun. Little did I know how difficult it would be to get to the […]

Triple Lesbian Double Dong

Triple Lesbian Double Dong: I need this. Take a look at the picture, and you’ll see why it’s called the “triple”. It probably wouldn’t be anatomically suitable for two men, or even one man and a woman. But if you’re a couple of gals, this thing looks like a lovely way to get really close […]

The Ceramic Double Dildo

John Warta is a sculptor who creates ceramic dildos. As pieces of art, and for use, too. I’m showing the double, but there are single dongs as well. They’re safe for use, nonporous, and have a dinnerware-safe glaze. (You know what they say, if you can eat off of it… or something like that, anyway.)

Rosebuds: Erotic Jewelry

Thinking about romancing your stone or pearl? I found a site that I’m absolutely in love with. Rosebuds Jewelry leaves me completely at a loss for proper adjectives. Too beautiful to be called butt plugs, these rosebuds of stainless steel, bronze, and yes, semi-precious gemstones, are only one of the types of body jewelry that […]

A Nexus For Him

I found this when I searched Babeland for a Nexus link to use in my previous post: A Nexus for him! I love mine; in some ways I think it’s superior to the Feeldoe. I wonder if the prostate stimulation is comparable to what I get out of the Nexus? It looks a lot like […]

Love Thyself—Repeatedly

Lately I’ve taken to carrying a small masturbation arsenal around with me. This could be because I have this spiffy new bag that’s a laptop case and purse all rolled into one. I’ve never been very comfortable carrying a purse for some reason, but now that I’m all respectable and have a career n’ stuff, […]