Another oddity before I go to bed: an old girlfriend of mine dropped by while I was eating lunch. She’s a voluble chick, almost never has a problem keeping the flow of conversation going. Today, though, she wouldn’t meet my eyes, kept giggling nervously and giving me odd, penetrating little glances that I’d barely catch. [...]

Even though I know that my phone’s camera sucks, I can’t stop trying to make it do something it’s incapable of. I’m not all that photogenic, but then again, I’m not grainy and blurred-looking, either. Ipso facto, camera is lousy. I can’t even find the “enhance boobage” feature. I know there has to be such [...]

I followed a stranger I saw in opposing traffic today. For miles. Actually, it was only three, but still. I didn’t even get a glimpse of the unknown’s face until she turned into a shopping mall parking lot. She. Driving a late fifties Plymouth Sport Fury. Not my dream car, but damn close enough. I’d [...]

I thought I?d use one of those dirty .wav files as an alert for a doctor?s appointment I had this afternoon. It went off while I was waiting in line at the bank, innocently flipping through my check book. I almost jumped out of my skin when my PDA gleefully exclaimed, ?Mmm baby, what a bad boy you are!?

I need more memetic sex partners; I’ve found my creativity is multiplied a thousandfold if I have someone consonant I can play mind-tennis with.  (As opposed to bouncing ideas off of someone, we bounce them back and forth, with a snowball effect. Not that kind of snowball…but hmm…there’s an idea to toy with later.) Synergism, [...]

I moved it all in less than fifteen minutes. I totally rock. I am a geek goddess.
Or close enough. ; )