I?ve had a bag boy fantasy for years. I?m sure the scenario is familiar: nice young man helps a lady in a brazenly short,tight skirt load her groceries into her trunk. Nice young man yields to the seductive voice of the Dark Side and slips a hand between her parted thighs. Within moments, the car windows are steamed over and the two are doing their best to break the chassis.

I’m a Taoist. I’m bisexual. I’m also a Bitch, but that’s another story.
I’ve always been a little dubious about relegating certain behaviors to either sex.