I had sex for breakfast

It was freakin’ amazing.

Sometimes you just want to tell everybody you see. When I was in college (but not on campus) I tried that once. As amusing as it sounds, it was really only funny to me and my friends. Everyone else just gave us dirty looks, except for one woman, who said, “That’s good!” Elderly and very grandma-ish, I hope I’ll grow up to be as easygoing as she was.

Anyway. That is all.


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