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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

I do a lot of laughing during sex.

(Now that I’ve actually written that out, I can see a bunch of ways that that admission can be taken badly. Fear not: it’s never malicious. Wicked, maybe, but never malicious or cruel.)

I’m not as lucky as this gal.  Rather than a delicious fortune cookie, I got today’s fortune from spam. I have to admit, I like it a whole lot better than yesterday’s, “Your friends will admire your bravery.”

My spam fortune:

You will be desired by any woman that is walking by.

I’ll let you know how it goes.

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