I like dildos. I like weird, off-the-wall, wonderfully brash and crude art. But is it possible to make sex toys look less appetizing than this?
Then again, given a few hours, I’m sure I can think of something.
Commander Cock nose
Originally uploaded by steven silverwood.
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Marcus Asparagus



