Sex Machines: The Monkey Rocker
Mercy, May 16, 2008
Filed Under Paraphernalia |
I saw this a year or two ago on Talk Sex with Sue, but I couldn’t for the life of me remember the name. However, I finally found it.
It’s called the Monkey Rocker™, and from what I remember seeing on Sue’s show, it’s quiet and smooth. The rocking movement syncs with your (my) natural inclination to move during masturbation or sex. I’m always looking for a way to get around that whole body-spasm thing that cuts off manual manipulation right in the middle of a good orgasm.
It’s a little pricey, starting at around $800, and that’s without the attachments. But it’s Vac-u-lock compatible (oooh <3), making the human body completely optional. And according to the website, “your Monkey Rocker™ LOVES you! And is always ready to prove it.” Everybody likes a little lovin’.
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Onanastic Escapades
Location: Lounging on the back porch.
Inspiration: Life is crazy. Lack of sex or masturbation or porn drives me nuts. Short sessions of me-time just don't seem to do it for me, but they keep me from punching people out of utter frustration. I'd hoped tonight I'd have some much needed R&R&porn, but alas, instead I masturbated to a commercial for some shampoo. And I can't even remember the name of the brand.
FYI: Rated 3.
July 22nd 2008
Inspiration: It's raining. Thunder, lightning. How can I resist, laying out naked under the warm rain, watching the light show? I can feel the charge in the air, tautening my skin, making my nipples hard and firm against my palms. The rain pours down, cooling my heated body, but I can feel the humidity rising in waves as my orgasm cascades over and through me. It's long, long moments before I can rise and make my way inside, drenched and drained.
FYI: Rated 9.
July 13th 2008
Inspiration: Shared fantasies, small tidbits from innocuous conversations that spark the imagination and ignite a longing and burning at my core. I savor it, letting my fingers roam but restraining myself. I know that I want it fast, hard, but I also want it to go on and on. And so I keep myself at the edge with the brush of a fingertip, the slow, lazy curl of a finger inside myself. I hold that feeling, teetering on the brink until I can stand it no longer. With one quick thrust of my fingers, a tap on my clit, I send myself spinning over the small, frail barrier I'd built to hold it back.
FYI: Rated 9.
July 3rd 2008
Inspiration: A hard pounding, Texans, and wishing I had a jacuzzi again.
FYI: Rated 8.
July 2nd 2008
Inspiration: Feeling relaxed, elated for no reason I can discern.
FYI: Rated 7.
July 1st 2008
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