This isn’t so much a commentary on death by fetish as an opportunity to be snarky by pointing out stupid writing.
Hayes, who had battled drug and alcohol problems, enjoyed sado-masochistic sex sessions with his girlfriend at the time Louise Dix.
The blonde told the inquest: “I know that he had a problem with cocaine. I think he may have been taking cocaine on a daily basis right up until his death.”
Uh, the blonde, huh? As opposed to the brunette or red-headed Louise Dixes?
Lame.
Via the Daily Mail, “Businessman died after clingfilm sex act went ‘extremely wrong’”
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