This isn’t so much a commentary on death by fetish as an opportunity to be snarky by pointing out stupid writing.

Hayes, who had battled drug and alcohol problems, enjoyed sado-masochistic sex sessions with his girlfriend at the time Louise Dix.

The blonde told the inquest: “I know that he had a problem with cocaine. I think he may have been taking cocaine on a daily basis right up until his death.”

Uh, the blonde, huh?  As opposed to the brunette or red-headed Louise Dixes? 

Lame.

Via the Daily Mail, “Businessman died after clingfilm sex act went ‘extremely wrong’”