Now you, too, can play with my udders. Utterz. Whatever.
Mercy, October 15, 2007
Filed Under Geeky Girl Stuff, audioblog |
I signed up for an Utterz account a while back, thinking it’d be easier to just call in and talk to myself. I’ve only just now gotten around to it, mostly because I’ve been running this episode with a friend through my head over and over. So instead of over-filling my friends’ ears with it, I’ve shared it with the whole world. Yay for technology.
I have to say, this is a pretty fabulous service, and a lot of fun. How often will I use it? Not sure, since I’m not the most social of people. But then again, I could see myself getting hooked. Time will tell.
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Onanastic Escapades
Location: Backyard lawn.
Inspiration: Thinking of soft lips brushing my own, the feel of nipples hardening against my palms, and the soft susurration of thighs, silky, almost as if they were powdered, sliding against mine.
FYI: Rated 7.
August 2nd 2008
Inspiration: Door's closed, looking at images of those I know...not total strangers, but mysteries in and of themselves.
FYI: Rated 8.
August 2nd 2008
Inspiration: Wishing I wasn't alone.
FYI: Rated 4.
August 2nd 2008
Inspiration: I just want a cold, cold bath and a few toys. But a warm shower with my head pressed against the cool tile, my own fingers, and the slickness of soapy skin is enough. Not thinking, barely moving--sometimes even this can bring on the strongest climax.
FYI: Rated 7.
July 25th 2008
Inspiration: Life is crazy. Lack of sex or masturbation or porn drives me nuts. Short sessions of me-time just don't seem to do it for me, but they keep me from punching people out of utter frustration. I'd hoped tonight I'd have some much needed R&R&porn, but alas, instead I masturbated to a commercial for some shampoo. And I can't even remember the name of the brand.
FYI: Rated 3.
July 21st 2008
