I’m so randy right now. There’s a knot behind my pubic bone, driving me crazy with the urge to have it stroked and fucked and pounded out. Is this similar to morning wood, I wonder? Why this agonizing need for satiation? Maybe another wet dream that I’ve forgotten. I’m barely awake, too…still trying to grasp last night’s dream from the misty fringes of obscurity. I have my coffee, eight hours of sleep under my belt…yet, barely aware. I’m going to go curl up, masturbate, and nurse my headache now since sex is not an option.

Recently:

• Obligatory Acknowledgement of My Time Away, or, I’m Back
• Cartoons aren’t what they used to be
• I had sex for breakfast
• Words of Wisdom & Wishing
• I Heart Steampunk and Cthulhu Bondage Masks
• Only women are interested in giving better fellatio?
• All I want is a good spanking, so stop asking questions
• We’re a Threesome, Now
• I’m stoked about being asked to contribute to Mercy’s cool blog
• D/s Lifestyle vs. D/s play