I’ve set up a very simple Orgasm Graph that shows my climax trend over the past week or so. What does it mean? Who knows. But it sure is fun trying to hit that big ten! Technorati : graph, masturbation, orgasm chart, sex, sexblogs Ice Rocket : geeky, masturbation, orgasm chart, sex, sexblogs, weird
“He said it was nine inches. I mean, come on. Like, nine? He’s lying,” my friend told me. I crunched loudly on my mouthful of croutons and nodded on cue, not really listening. I wondered if I could flag down the waiter and change my drink order to a margarita instead of the iced tea. [...]
I found a PHP and Flash chart for these orgasm charts. I’d like to integrate the stats into a WordPress plugin, too, so I can enter them into the database and have the chart pull it directly from there. That should be easier than feeding in separately. I’m interested in seeing the results, personally, and [...]
All the furious vehemence against this delightful little word baffles me. To me, cunt is analogous to cock. I think it’s sexier than the ubiquitous pussy, while the other terms—cunny, box, snatch, to name a few—are just silly and some are just a little too cutesy for me. While it’s not a term that I [...]
I’d like to compile some data to see if there’s any differences between orgasms achieved at home and other places. All the previous ratings were climaxes from masturbation. I keep forgetting to post most of them. Here’s this afternoon’s: 3 (at work, but time was of the essence. I just needed to knock one off.)5 [...]
I frequently screw around with Google, looking for weird porn. I really wasn’t expecting anything to come up for “electric enema” but lo, and behold: The Electric enema hand-tool with splash guard is used for exotic laboratory experiments. True, it’s actually a piece of art by Clayton G. Bailey, a ceramic sculptor. The front page [...]
Most mornings I drag myself out of bed and onto my yoga mat. Once in a while, though, I have more urgent matters to attend to: relieving the effects of a dream that’s been interrupted just before its climax. Last night I had vague and hazy dreams of a series of partners encountered in the [...]
The other day I signed up for Second Life, thanks to Cheri Horton’s PixelPulse Magazine. I’d read some reviews about it previously, and recently noticed it in the news, but until I read Cheri’s magazine, I was unaware of the potential for sexual deviance. Now that I’ve read some of the magazine’s articles, I’m raring [...]