Boredom Breeds Disease ? or at least bad net detritus

According to Uncyclopedia.org, boredom is a disease. Among the causes are work and sexual frustration?I’ve been bombarded with those two thing today. None of the treatments proscribed in the article were very helpful, and after a search, I found some that I might be willing to try…when I’m really bored. Like electrozap therapy. That might even be a little too kinky for me.

grodyskindiseaseThis is one of the things I do when I’m bored (and have no sexual recourse or access to a cattle prod, of course): take stupid pictures and do weird things to them. I’ve always wondered what I’d look like with some grungy skin disease. This one came out so much better than the original, which is, yes, incredibly boring. (Notice the ultra-cool coffee stain on my tongue, though.)

But I bet you wanted to have a look at my tonsils anyway, didn’t you?

2 Comments

  • Eucalingus wrote:

    Tongue-coating skin disease + electroconvulsive therapy = crazy delicious!

  • “Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.”

    Karl Kraus

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