Upstaged by a Sexy PDA

I thought I’d use one of those dirty .wav files as an alert for a doctor’s appointment I had this afternoon. It went off while I was waiting in line at the bank, innocently flipping through my check book. I almost jumped out of my skin when my PDA gleefully exclaimed, “Mmm baby, what a bad boy you are!”

In Search of Other Bisexuals

I�m at a loss as to how people can tell that I�m bisexual. A friend of mine told me that she�d known from the moment she met me, that I just look bisexual.

Profiled!

I have a new Technorati Profile for my blog now.  I don’t remember if I had one set up for it at my old url, but here it is now.
I forget my other profiles on other sites, but when I find them I’ll post those, too.  Then we can compare my “other” personalities. ; )

Girl-on-Girl Tea Bagging

I�ve had a bag boy fantasy for years. I�m sure the scenario is familiar: nice young man helps a lady in a brazenly short,tight skirt load her groceries into her trunk. Nice young man yields to the seductive voice of the Dark Side and slips a hand between her parted thighs. Within moments, the car windows are steamed over and the two are doing their best to break the chassis.

Memetic Sex

I need more memetic sex partners; I’ve found my creativity is multiplied a thousandfold if I have someone consonant I can play mind-tennis with.  (As opposed to bouncing ideas off of someone, we bounce them back and forth, with a snowball effect. Not that kind of snowball…but hmm…there’s an idea to toy with later.) Synergism, [...]

No Balloons, No Party…wait, I thought you meant condoms!

The last time I played with balloons and a few friends, I remember chasing lubed balloons around a friend’s living room, trying to pop them (unsuccessfully, I might add) with my ass, stomach, and feet. It was a lot of fun, definitely sensual—as if rubbing lubed, round objects on your partners could ever be anything but sensual.

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