I thought I?d use one of those dirty .wav files as an alert for a doctor?s appointment I had this afternoon. It went off while I was waiting in line at the bank, innocently flipping through my check book. I almost jumped out of my skin when my PDA gleefully exclaimed, ?Mmm baby, what a bad boy you are!?
I?m at a loss as to how people can tell that I?m bisexual. A friend of mine told me that she?d known from the moment she met me, that I just look bisexual.
I have a new Technorati Profile for my blog now. I don’t remember if I had one set up for it at my old url, but here it is now. I forget my other profiles on other sites, but when I find them I’ll post those, too. Then we can compare my “other” personalities. ; )
I?ve had a bag boy fantasy for years. I?m sure the scenario is familiar: nice young man helps a lady in a brazenly short,tight skirt load her groceries into her trunk. Nice young man yields to the seductive voice of the Dark Side and slips a hand between her parted thighs. Within moments, the car windows are steamed over and the two are doing their best to break the chassis.
I need more memetic sex partners; I’ve found my creativity is multiplied a thousandfold if I have someone consonant I can play mind-tennis with. (As opposed to bouncing ideas off of someone, we bounce them back and forth, with a snowball effect. Not that kind of snowball…but hmm…there’s an idea to toy with later.) Synergism, [...]
The last time I played with balloons and a few friends, I remember chasing lubed balloons around a friend?s living room, trying to pop them (unsuccessfully, I might add) with my ass, stomach, and feet. It was a lot of fun, definitely sensual?as if rubbing lubed, round objects on your partners could ever be anything but sensual.
Some change would be scattered on the lady?s counter (and it was always a lady?this was a girl/girl fantasy, after all) and if you arranged the coins in an idle, surreptitious way, she would know what particular service you wanted to include in your wash-and-blow-dry. Three coins in a line, standard oral, some finger dipping, clit licking, nothing fancy. Three-two-two in a line, full service.
I moved it all in less than fifteen minutes. I totally rock. I am a geek goddess. Or close enough. ; )