My Come-hither Approach to Dating

I joined some dating site a while back. How’d I get there? A relatively short story: someone recommended I join to “check it out” and I stuck around. So here’s what I decided would almost instantaneously make men fall in love with me. (Imagine my image here, surrounded by “stats”.)

Me: A vegetarian who wears [...]

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