Generic Update

Yeah, it’s been a while. I’m now ignoring my blog here.


Obligatory Acknowledgement of My Time Away, or, I’m Back

I was going to just go ahead and start writing again. Mostly because I believe that very few people are still subscribed to the feed, but a good part is because I wasn’t sure what to say.  Since you few who are reading this are probably close friends and people I’ve had actual conversations with […]


Cartoons aren’t what they used to be

Actually, I think my cartoons (say twenty to thirty years old) really are what they used to be: terrible, stilted, and trite. That may be why some of them sound like bad hentai. And quite possibly why grown men and women find them so erotic. Gotta love all that cheesy anime porn.   This is […]


I had sex for breakfast

It was freakin’ amazing. Sometimes you just want to tell everybody you see. When I was in college (but not on campus) I tried that once. As amusing as it sounds, it was really only funny to me and my friends. Everyone else just gave us dirty looks, except for one woman, who said, “That’s […]


Words of Wisdom & Wishing

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.


I Heart Steampunk and Cthulhu Bondage Masks

And you should, too. Thanks to my rant over the lack of streampunk in porn, a few people pointed me in a direction I hadn’t previously considered: bondage. Hoods and masks aren’t unusual in BDSM porn, and if I’d thought about it, I’d’ve realized that where there’s many, there’s a better chance of finding a […]


Only women are interested in giving better fellatio?

Tonight on Twitter, TheBetterSexDoc posted a tweet promoting a page containing tips on how to perform better fellatio. Only thing is, the Doc, who is identified as Dr. Mia Glanville as the user behind the tweets, promoted the page as something for women only. I did a double-take! Sorry, but I just never heard of […]


All I want is a good spanking, so stop asking questions

I’m not going to get too technical in this post. Not that I’m even qualified to do so. I think I’d have to have a much better grasp of psychology, as well as BDSM. I merely want to say that it bothers me when people take issue with the fact that I take pleasure in […]